1. Ambitions in football/elsewhere: “Get promotion this year and win the lottery”

2. Burds- your fave women: “Keelley- page 3 totty”

3. Celebs- three you’d most like to meet: “Gordon Ramsay, Ally Mc Coist, Jordan”

4. Dodgy- worst dressed person at club: “Big Ian Smith”

5. Your day job: “Horse racing tipster (student by day)”

6. First game you saw: “Rangers v ? Too young to remember”

7. Goals- best scored/seen: “Don't score any good ones. Big Shrek against Glasgow Perthshire”

8. Highlights of career to date: “Leaving Carluke Rovers last year- bittersweet”

9. Person you look up to: “My old papa”

10. What makes you laugh: “Bling (Gareth) doing some MC/rapping”

11. Hols- where do you usually take them: “Recently Greek islands. Can't beat Blackpool though”

12. Lottery- what would you buy if you won: “I would buy Lanark a 30 goal a season striker and a holiday villa in sunny Spain”

13. Most memorable game: “Playing for Carluke v Vale of Leven. Got hit on the head couldn't remember anything of the game at the end. Suffering from concussion & memory loss I asked for a big mac at a petrol station on way home. Nobody realised I wasn't in good shape and let me drive home from Carluke, it was a dicey journey. When I got home I was whisked away to hospital got out next day but I played some game apparently” 

14. Worst junior ground: “Forth- cow field”

15. Abuse- funniest you’ve had or heard: “Playing for Carluke v Lanark. I got sent off for a bit of poor tackling and someone shouted " someone fling that big %^*& a piece of meat!" It made me laugh”

16. Proudest achievement: “Passing my honours degree at university”

17. Quality- best player you played with: “Middy and Tam- although Tam doesn't need to do much”

18. What do you do to chill away from football: “Hit the town on Saturday night, or chill out with burd”

19. Do you support any team: “Rangers”

20. Team mates- tell us something someone doesn't want us to know: “Tommy Franch actually was in American Pie”

21. Useless- worst player you've played with: “I wouldn't embarass any of my team mates”

22. Your fave music/bands: “Loads- Zutons, Killers, Who, Kings of Leon etc ”

23. Wind-ups- who likes to do them, best one you’ve seen: “Rab thinks he's a comedian, we just laugh because he's so old and frail. It wouldn't be right not to!”

24. Weirdest thing that’s happened to you: “Previously stated- the concussion incident, plus the fact I had a good game”

25. You’re nicked- ever been in trouble with the plod: “Pulled up on a couple of occasions, always give fake name so no convictions”

26. ZZzzz- what bores you: “Running and every Monday night at training- S Pillans magical running exercise”

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Thanks to Davy for completing the questionnaire