John Osborne

Oz has been transferred to Stranraer, all the best to the big man there. 

  1. Ambitions in football/elsewhere: “To play as high a level of football as possible. To win lottery.”

2. Burds- your fave women: “Denise Van Outen.”

3. Celebs- three you’d most like to meet: “Gazza, Davina Mc Coll, Ally Mc Coist ”

4. Dodgy- worst dressed person at club: “Probably myself”

5. Your day job: “ Ames taper”

6. First game you saw: “Rangers v Aberdeen. Skol cup final 1987”

7. Goals- best seen/scored: “Has to be my second goal against Gow last Saturday. Ugo Ehiogu's overhead goal against Celtic last season.”

8. Highlights of career to date: “Winning league with Gow two seasons ago”

9. Person you look up to: “My father”

10. What makes you laugh: “Anything silly makes me laugh”

11. Hols- where do you usually take them: “Usually stick to Spain ”

12. Lottery- what would you buy if you won: “My girlfriend a boob job then move abroad”

13. Most memorable game: “Beating my hometown team Shotts 4-1 last season” 

14. Worst junior ground: “Forth”

15. Abuse- funniest you’ve had or heard: “Fat Gow fans trying to noise me up last Sat. Unlucky chaps”

16. Proudest achievement: “Winning both player of the year trophies with Forth then Gow”

17. Quality- best player you played with: “Neil Rowatt at under 18s with Salsburgh Utd”

18. What do you do to chill away from football: “Socialise with friends, play golf, go to gym”

19. Do you support any team: “Glasgow Rangers ”

20. Team mates- tell us something someone doesn't want us to know: “Rab Struthers wears his wife's underwear to footy under his strip”

21. Useless- worst player you've played with: “Too many to mention”

22. Your fave music/bands: “Rave music or anything dancey”

23. Wind-ups- who likes to do them, best one you’ve seen: “Last year an injured player moved one of the players' cars while he was training and when he came back he thought his car had been stolen, the look on his face was priceless”

24. Weirdest thing that’s happened to you: “--”

25. You’re nicked- ever been in trouble with the plod: “Never! Am a good boy”

26. ZZzzz- what bores you: “Gordon Strachan being interviewed”

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Thanks to Oz for completing the questionnaire