Paul Burns

25 year old defender Burnsy was signed from Cambuslang in January 2006. He has also been at Bellshill and was on Dundee United's books as a youngster. Although he's pretty handy at set pieces and penalties he doesn't get many goals, but when he does they tend to be memorable efforts.

1. Ambitions in football/elsewhere: “To win as many trophies as possible and play as long as possible”

2. Burds- your fave women: “Apart from wife- Kelly Brook, Cheryl Tweedy”

3. Celebs- three you’d most like to meet: “Eric Cantona, Jimmy Johnstone (not possible obviously) & Lee Evans ”

4. Dodgy- worst dressed person at club: “It was Bling, until Ian Smith joined (surely a model for Gays-r-us)”

5. Your day job: “Bank all day (like Crouchy) ”

6. First game you saw: “Man Utd v Barcelona, 1991 cup winners cup final. Utd won 2-1”

7. Goals- best seen/scored: “Larsson's chip over Klos, my free kick v Cambuslang this season”

8. Highlights of career to date: “Winning first division and reaching Scottish cup quarter-finals with Cambuslang. Hopefully better that this season!”

9. Person you look up to: “Parents”

10. What makes you laugh: “Stevie's warm-ups (only kidding), any sort of comedy- Friends, Simpsons etc”

11. Hols- where do you usually take them: “Different place every year. Best place was the Maldives, Florida this year ”

12. Lottery- what would you buy if you won: “My own island, to get away from JP Grant's patter!”

13. Most memorable game: “First game for Lanark v EK, down 2-1 with two mins to go and winning 3-2, or Scottish cup game vs Bellshill for obvious reasons” 

14. Worst junior ground: “Shotts, always have a nightmare at this ground!”

15. Abuse- funniest you’ve had or heard: “Don't pay attention to it!”

16. Proudest achievement: “Not had any moments to be proud of!”

17. Quality- best player you played with: “Tom Hanlon, he should stay a sweeper the rest of his career”

18. What do you do to chill away from football: “Play golf. Still waiting for Crouchy to get me a game on Lanark golf course!”

19. Do you support any team: “Celtic & Man Utd”

20. Team mates- tell us something someone doesn't want us to know: “Keegs is a strippagram in disguise!”

21. Useless- worst player you've played with: “Too many to mention”

22. Your fave music/bands: “Listen to any music, except classical”

23. Wind-ups- who likes to do them, best one you’ve seen: “Gaz Mc Grotty is always at it, pretty quiet since he retired!”

24. Weirdest thing that’s happened to you: “Don't know, probably meeting Mark Keegans!”

25. You’re nicked- ever been in trouble with the plod: “Just for drinking in the streets, nothing serious”

26. ZZzzz- what bores you: “JP Grant's stories!”

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Thanks to Burnsy for completing the questionnaire